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PAUL "LYIN" RYAN: FASTEST-LIAR-IN-THE-WORLD! - LIE: Paul Ryan says he ran a marathon under 3 hours (says he forgot his time). FACT: He actually ran it in four hours (no REAL marathon runner forgets their time).


TAGS: paul ryan lie marathon funny
Rating: 4/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 7:12 pm
And baby bam bam was born to a single mother ... and placed in a manger...
romneyisatool - September 21, 2012, 7:11 pm
Thanks man! Right back at you. I confess: Romney makes it too easy though. He's practically his own comedy writing staff. I'm just putting out there what he's saying to raise awareness. He gets all the creative credit. LOL
marms - September 20, 2012, 11:07 pm
I like your posters. Good stuff


Liberal Logic: Killing Babies Is Good, Killing Terrorists Is Bad -




On the Boston Marathon Bombing -




Craft International -


TAGS: craft international boston marathon terrorism
Rating: 3.8/5

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ipaprime - April 29, 2013, 8:46 am
makes my tummy go BOOOM


Grover Norquist -


TAGS: norquist malkin boston marathon terrorism
Rating: 3.4/5

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PapaFox - April 26, 2013, 6:26 am
:-D


New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie 'embarrassed and humiliated -


TAGS: jersey scandal fired marathon governor
Rating: 3/5

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MashiMashi - January 11, 2014, 9:19 am
All his drooogs were allowed to hide thier a**ets close thier tents and get the hell out of Dodge before this broke.
JGalt - January 10, 2014, 11:23 pm
rumor has it he's "Mr Vindictive". I wonder how much dirt he has on the one he "threw under the bus" today?


False Flag Attack? -


TAGS: boston marathon false flag terrorism
Rating: 2/5

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crankyhead - April 20, 2013, 2:13 pm
I'll PM you guys.
ipaprime - April 20, 2013, 8:34 am
so if he is which side is he working for
ipaprime - April 20, 2013, 8:23 am
ooh a new conspiracy theory to have fun with
ipaprime - April 20, 2013, 8:20 am
I was meaning an actual conspiracy , not a conspiracy theory
Renza - April 20, 2013, 12:29 am
He's really a Bush/Obama hybrid clone?
Cannabal - April 20, 2013, 12:22 am
Do tell.
crankyhead - April 19, 2013, 9:08 pm
I have an entirely different view of the matter, boys.
PapaFox - April 19, 2013, 6:08 pm
He used to actually defend his posts until he got proven dead wrong a few times, now he mostly remains silent.
Renza - April 19, 2013, 5:37 pm
Yeah, people keep saying he's legitimately as crazy as he posts, but I'm still not convinced he isn't a troll
Cannabal - April 19, 2013, 4:53 pm
Ever consider the possibility that maybe, just maybe, Vick is an agent provocateur?
PapaFox - April 19, 2013, 2:47 pm
Unfortunately the most common conspiracy type is the ones that are complete BS, haven't a shred of evidence, yet gullible people believe anyway for some bizarre reason.
ipaprime - April 19, 2013, 11:48 am
here are the 2 best conspiracy types. 1; the one that is never found out 2; one with massive plausible deneability
ipaprime - April 19, 2013, 11:38 am
never said it was legit just pointed at a hole
ipaprime - April 19, 2013, 11:35 am
again just showing the flaw in the reasoning
ipaprime - April 19, 2013, 11:34 am
again I was just pointing out the flaw in the reasoning
Renza - April 19, 2013, 10:09 am
Also, why would there even be a burden of proof on proving who it wasn't, rather than gathering information, sorting facts, and determining the answer by what is known rather than what is a**umed?
StoneTools - April 19, 2013, 10:08 am
Most conspiracy theories avoid revealing any facts that would detract from the conspiracy. So, the absence of facts just fires up their imaginations and they invent them as they go.
Renza - April 19, 2013, 10:07 am
There's one more problem that you haven't brought up. that would be the ever present issue of "facts" of which there were few to none by the time this conspiracy theory started. So how exactly could there be any legitimacy to it?
PapaFox - April 19, 2013, 9:50 am
Or if you want people to believe it WAS the government. Or the Illuminati. Or Opus Dei, FEMA, the UN, the New Word Order, the Jewish-controlled Fed, the Freemasons... or whatever paranoia du jour you want.
ipaprime - April 19, 2013, 8:31 am
especialy if you want to make people believe it wasn't the goverment
ipaprime - April 19, 2013, 8:30 am
keep it simple
ipaprime - April 19, 2013, 8:30 am
start it simple
ipaprime - April 19, 2013, 8:29 am
because with any conspiracy there are 2 rules
ipaprime - April 19, 2013, 8:28 am
merely commenting on the missthinking in the poster IF it was as Vicky puts it a false flag atack
Renza - April 18, 2013, 7:31 pm
Yeah, unfortunately there are a lot of paranoids out there still. While some can make reasonable arguments for conspiracy, you'd think that there would at least be a certain period of "holy crap, that sucks for the people standing next to that" though.
Cannabal - April 18, 2013, 4:49 pm
Understandably enough, after 9/11, everyone is getting on the conspiracy theory bandwagon.
Renza - April 18, 2013, 2:12 pm
really? the government is using home made claymores as a misdirection tactic? are you sure it's not the duck mafia or maybe the forward alien scouts looking for a way to breach our tin foil hat defenses?
Cannabal - April 18, 2013, 11:54 am
Do you think Family Guy had prior intel of this event before it happened?
ipaprime - April 18, 2013, 8:13 am
do you not understand the concept of misdirection?


DARFUR - B'cuz GOD forbid you FEATHER-OUT the water points When RUNNING a race the HOTTEST day of the YEAR!! They were running for thier lives!




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